ACCESS PORTAL
> BOOTING UP EXTREMELY OLD PHYSICAL DEVICES... > ESTABLISHING LITTLE DATA TUNNELS... > ENCRYPTING THE ENCRYPTIONS... > SOLVING CAPTCHA FOR YOU (YOU'RE WELCOME)... > ACQUIRING ROOT USER'S SEED PHRASE... > UNPLUGGING TOASTER FOR SAFETY REASONS... > INFINITE GARBAGE PIPE SUCCESSFULLY ACTIVATED... > APPLYING FINAL COAT OF INTERNET PAINT... > EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER... >
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CALCULATING HOW MANY BLOBS BLOBSTEIN HAS TOUCHED
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